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Assbutt Chronicles

Sep 22 '14

Martin Freeman has a palette of subtlety. And I thought, this is a new sort of acting that I’ve never seen before. - Sir Ian McKellen

(Source: darlingbenny)

Sep 22 '14

littletwistedwitch:

In which Martin is an A class player with mad game

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and Ben is a fucking nerd as usual

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(Source: littletwistedwitch)

Sep 22 '14

amoying:

when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party

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Sep 22 '14
outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

Sep 22 '14

outerspacecake:

I’m going to be laughing about this for ages

Sep 22 '14

commanderabutt:

harrysgettinhead:

“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night”

no

actually

people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day

wo W u solved ALL THE CRIMES!!!

good job :’3 u get a gold star sticker!!!

(Source: wordlesslanguage)

Sep 22 '14
Sep 22 '14

thefrogman:

Ratatouille the snowboarding opossum [video]

(Source: placebomurzyn)

Sep 22 '14

bansheeandahunter:

This pressure on bi women that, as soon as they come out to someone, they must provide a detailed dating history with the exact same number of women and men or otherwise they’re “not really bi” and “picked a side” must stop immediately. 

Sep 22 '14
lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

(Source: malformalady)